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Ah, gift-giving. The art of pretending you know exactly what someone would like, when in reality, you just hope they don’t regift it to you next year. But fear not, fellow Kiwis! This blog is here to rescue you from the “gift dilemma” and help you find the most hilarious, quirky, and downright bizarre gifts for anyone on your list. And if you’re looking for truly custom creations that’ll make them laugh and maybe even question their life choices, Gifting Gallery’s got your back. Just reach out via a message, and they’ll whip up something tailored to your unique sense of humour.
Let’s dive into the land of weird and wonderful gifts that will have you and your mates chuckling for years to come.
1. The “I’ve Just Been to a Hangi” Scented Candle
Nothing screams Kiwi culture like a hangi. If you’ve ever waited hours for your kai to cook underground, you know the excitement that builds up (and the delicious smell). Now, imagine gifting someone the experience of that aroma without needing to dig a hole in the backyard. Introducing: the “I’ve Just Been to a Hangi” scented candle. It’s smoky, earthy, and somehow just a little bit too real. Who doesn’t want their home to smell like a feast that’s been cooking since the dawn of time? Bonus points if you gift it with a voucher for a real hangi – so they can enjoy the smell and the taste.
2. Personalised “Kiwi Lingo” Dictionary
Let’s face it: if you’ve ever tried explaining Kiwi slang to someone who’s not from around here, you know how confusing it can be. "Yeah, bro, just give us a ring when you’re at the dairy." It’s a language all its own! So why not gift your mates (or overseas family) a Personalised Kiwi Lingo Dictionary? This is no ordinary dictionary. It’s packed with all the essential phrases like “Sweet as,” “Kia ora,” and “I’m keen as mustard.” And, best of all, you can customise it with inside jokes. Just imagine gifting your Uncle Dave a book where "chur" means "thanks," but for him, it also means "you owe me a beer."
3. "The Kākā’s Guide to Not Screwing Up Your Christmas"
This one is for the family members who need just a little bit of help navigating the social minefield that is Christmas dinner. Have an aunty who still can’t get her head around “secret Santa?” Or a cousin who manages to spill wine on everything? The Kākā’s Guide to Not Screwing Up Your Christmas will be their perfect gift. Packed with humorous advice like “Don’t ask Auntie Jo about her new boyfriend if you don’t want a 45-minute lecture on her ‘choices in men,’” this cheeky little book is sure to get laughs. Throw in some witty illustrations of classic Kiwi Christmas disasters, and you’ll have them laughing till they’re snorting their pavlova.
4. The “New Zealand’s Next Top Model” Kit for Your Dog
Let’s be honest—your dog is probably the most photogenic member of your family. And if your dog isn’t quite there yet, don’t worry—help is on the way. Gift your pet the “New Zealand’s Next Top Model” Kit, which includes everything from a tiny pair of sunglasses to a glam bandana and even a tiny doggy runway. Watch as your fur baby turns into a superstar, strutting down the “catwalk” (aka your hallway). Be sure to film it, because if it doesn’t end up on social media, did it even really happen?
5. Personalised “Kiwi Survivor” T-Shirt
Everyone’s seen Survivor NZ, right? Well, now it’s time to make your own personal reality show. Gift your friend a Personalised Kiwi Survivor T-Shirt that says, “I survived Wellington’s wind” or “I conquered the Coromandel hills.” You could even throw in some custom text like, “Last person to leave the bach gets to clean the BBQ.” Make it as ridiculous as possible. Why? Because nothing says “true Kiwi” like a self-deprecating joke about how much you love your country’s unpredictable weather and dodgy roads.
6. NZ BBQ Apron with Ridiculous Slogans
Here’s a gift that’s both useful and hilarious. The NZ BBQ Apron comes with all sorts of ridiculous slogans like “Flippin’ good BBQer” or “Grillin’ and Chillin’ in the Land of the Long White Cloud.” Imagine your dad wearing this as he attempts to cook a sausage on the BBQ, proudly declaring, “She’s a beaut, mate!” as he flips the sausages around. Not only will it make your mate laugh, but it also provides a great way to cover up that one stubborn ketchup stain they’re always trying to hide. Bonus: add a spatula that sounds like a New Zealand accent when you shake it. Yes, it's a thing. Don't ask questions.
7. The “Sausage Sizzle Enthusiast” Starter Pack
Kiwis take their sausage sizzles very seriously. So why not gift your BBQ-loving mate the “Sausage Sizzle Enthusiast” Starter Pack? It includes a bag of classic snags, a bottle of tomato sauce (because no one wants that fancy Dijon stuff), and a custom apron that says, “I’m here for the sausages, not the conversation.” It's practical, yet playful, and the perfect gift for anyone who believes a sausage sizzle is a rite of passage.
8. Customised “Hobbiton Explorer” Passport
Everyone dreams of visiting Hobbiton at some point, right? So why not gift someone the experience of becoming an honorary Hobbiton explorer? This customised “Hobbiton Explorer” Passport comes with a set of "official" stamps, a miniature map of the Shire, and some light-hearted instructions like, “Take a selfie in front of every hobbit hole” and “You must eat second breakfast at 10 a.m. sharp.” Throw in a “Hobbiton Tea Time” mug, and you’ve got yourself a memorable (and hilarious) gift package.
9. “Pukeko on a Scooter” Desk Ornament
We know, we know—it’s random. But that’s what makes it so good! The “Pukeko on a Scooter” Desk Ornament is the perfect gift for anyone who has a sense of humour and a love for our native wildlife. This hilarious trinket will spark instant conversations in the office or at home. Why is the Pukeko riding a scooter? Who cares! It’s absurd, it’s Kiwi, and it’s guaranteed to make anyone who sees it chuckle. Just don’t expect it to get much work done.
10. Customised Mullet Wig for the Ultimate Kiwi Look
Last but certainly not least, we present the Customised Mullet Wig. You know the look: business in the front, party in the back. Whether it’s for a stag do, a themed party, or just a laugh, a mullet wig is a one-size-fits-all solution to give anyone that genuine Kiwi “no worries” vibe. Pair it with a pair of jandals and a tinnie, and you’re set for an iconic look. Give it to your mate who’s always talking about how he "wasn’t born in the 80s but sure wishes he had been." This mullet will make him feel like a true Kiwi legend.
So there you have it, folks—our top hilarious gift ideas that are bound to crack a smile, raise an eyebrow, or leave them wondering whether they’ve received a gift or an inside joke on steroids. If you’re looking for even more custom gift ideas that will have your mates rolling on the floor laughing, don’t forget to reach out to Gifting Gallery. They specialise in custom, unique, and, of course, hilarious gift ideas that’ll leave everyone in stitches. Just message them, and they’ll bring your gift-giving game to the next level.
Happy gifting, Kiwis!