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20 Hilarious Mother’s Day Jokes That’ll Make Mum Laugh Out Loud
Looking to spoil Mum this Mother’s Day with more than flowers and chocolates? Why not tickle her funny bone with some good old-fashioned humour? These family-friendly Mother’s Day jokes are clean, witty, and guaranteed to make Mum smile (or at least roll her eyes lovingly). Whether you’re making a card, preparing breakfast in bed, or sharing laughs over brunch, these jokes are the perfect addition to your celebration.
Here are 20 of the best Mother’s Day jokes for kids, dads, and anyone who wants to show Mum some love with laughter!
🌸 20 Funny Mother’s Day Jokes for the Whole Family
1.
Why did Mum bring a ladder to the kitchen?
Because she was making high tea!
2.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
"Where’s popcorn?"
3.
Why did Mum sit on the clock?
She wanted to be on time!
4.
What do you call a mum who can sing and do karate?
A chopra diva!
5.
Why do mums always tell you to wear clean underwear?
Because superheroes always wear their best before saving the day!
6.
What did Mum say when she found a broken plate in the kitchen?
“This is why we can’t have nice things… unless they’re on sale!”
7.
Why did the kids give their mum a blanket for Mother’s Day?
Because she’s the warmest person they know!
8.
What’s a mum’s favourite type of music?
Wrap music—especially when it comes with a handmade card!
9.
Why did the computer go to Mum?
Because it had a motherboard problem!
10.
What do you call a mum who tells dad jokes?
A mummy comedian!
11.
What’s the difference between a superhero and a mum?
Nothing. Except Mum doesn’t wear a cape—just yoga pants and unshakable patience.
12.
Why did the cookie cry on Mother’s Day?
Because its mum was a wafer so long!
13.
What did the kids write in the card?
"You’re tea-rific, Mum!" (Bonus points if you serve it with breakfast in bed!)
14.
Why did Mum win an award?
Because she was outstanding in her field… of laundry!
15.
Why do mums never need bookmarks?
Because they’re always keeping track of everything anyway.
16.
How do you know your mum is a tech genius?
She knows how to fix Wi-Fi with just a glare.
17.
What did Mum say when her kids finally cleaned their room?
“Who are you and what have you done with my children?”
18.
Why did the flowers get in trouble?
They rose to the occasion and got a little too wild!
19.
How does Mum make coffee every morning?
With a whole latte love!
20.
What’s a mother’s favourite exercise?
Running after her kids and lifting everyone’s spirits!
🌼 Add Some Giggles to Your Mother’s Day Gifts
Whether you’re gifting Mum with a pamper pack, a homemade card, or a luxurious day off (hello, spa vouchers), adding a joke or two will make it even more memorable. Remember, it’s not just about what you give, but the love and laughter you wrap it in.
If you're still looking for the perfect Mother’s Day gift, don’t forget to browse our top picks for Mother’s Day pamper boxes, self-care gifts, and thoughtful presents that say "Thanks, Mum" with a smile.
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❤️ Final Thoughts
This Mother’s Day, make Mum laugh as much as you love her. These funny and heartwarming jokes are great for cards, texts, or as part of your family celebration. After all, the best gift you can give is time—and maybe a really good pun.